Prophets of Old

Nostradamus the Great

Nostradamus was a French prophet who foresaw the rise of the French Revolution, but mostly just predicted a lot of rain.

Origen was a Christian prophet who thought he was a chicken. He was mostly right about the apocalypse.

Tarot Card Tom was a prophet of the cards. He foresaw the rise of reality TV.

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